By: Null of Undefined
Oct 22nd 2019
Tags: pc indie platformer shooter puzzle

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Haydee

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Synopsis

THICC ROBOT

Haydee is a 3D Puzzle Platformer released on PC on September 26th 2016. When I first bought this game shortly after it came out, I bounced off it pretty hard because of its difficulty. Coming back in 2019 I've been trying to be more patient with games, and I'm very glad I did in this case.

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You are Haydee. An impossibly thicc robot that is one of many identical robots. You activate in some sort of scientific facility (a la Portal) and have to try to escape. The game has no story outside of the game-play, there are no cut-scenes and no dialogue. Each color coded area you get to is harder than the one before. There are a lot of perfect jumps that you need to make, and surprise enemies that you must save ammo for. You also have a limited amount of saves which isn't something that should be in any video game. Especially with how much trial and error this game expects you to do.

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And that's... really all I can say for the story and game-play. Every once in a while you get new items, they usually give you a new verb that lets you get into a new area. For the most part you'll be doing the same thing the whole time: Crawling, Climbing, and Dying. It can get frustrating at times because of how many times you'll be doing the same thing over and over. This is my main complaint with Haydee. Once you complete something, you better not make a mistake and die, or you'll have to do it again. With all the backtracking you'll get good at navigating the instant death puzzles, but it only takes one little slip up to lose a ton of progress. I'm not usually one for save scumming, but I wish it was an option here.

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Horny Parts

The following is a list of Horny components in this game, in order from least horny to most horny

  • Haydee Herself

    This robot is thicc. Extra strength thicc. And I love it, and I thank the developers for it. So many video game characters have big boobs and Haydee is no exception. But she also has something that so many video games lack. A formidable ass.

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  • Haydee's Animation

    Her exaggerated animation is incredibly sexy. Partnered with a camera that is always giving you the perfect angle, it's a blessing.

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Horniest Part

  • Mods

    Steam recently started allowing adult content in their store. This allowance extends to the workshop. Haydee has the option to choose from hundreds of outfits (and full body mods) from the steam workshop. You can also get upgraded animations, as if the stock ones weren't horny enough

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Rating

Positive

This game is hard, very hard. I died and got frustrated a lot, but I'm glad I stuck with it. It feels so rewarding to get past something you were stuck on. (And then managing to get to a save point before you walk off a ledge like an idiot [me]). Would I enjoy it more with infinite saves, or a quicksave and quickload? Definitely. But that may only be because as I get older I have less time to play video games. It grates on me when I have to do something that I already did moments before. I appreciate when games are like, "Hey I know you have a job, and a larger backlog of games than you'll ever be able to finish, so we cut out a lot of the bs." Additional pain points are very dark areas that you have to go through to get the night vision ability. Also switches that activate things that you can't see, so you don't have a clear path forward. A map would also remedy a lot of my complaints. Haydee is still fun and sexy enough to keep me engaged. It's at least worth 1 good play through.